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lyrics
A long time ago, way up above the Earth
I met a man of average girth
He said “Call me Lev, I am best cosmonaut.”
We had sex in space, at least we gave it a shot
CHORUS:
You pooped in your suit, yeah you pooped in your suit
I will still love you, though you pooped in your suit
You pooped in your suit, yeah you pooped in your suit
But I would still love you if you peed in it too.
Out on a spacewalk, replacing a part
Your waste system’s broken, this you knew from the start
I heard a soft curse but I didn’t guess the worst
On the way back inside you were suspiciously terse
[CHORUS]
"I guess it was the coffee," was your explanation,
The rest of us wished we could evacuate the station
You can’t open a window in a pressurized craft,
so we all had to live with the smell of your crap.
[CHORUS]
Now we’re back on the Earth and we’re living together
I wanted to know if you’d stay here forever
You turned to me slow, all sweaty and pale
And I knew right then that all my hopes you would fail
